Dimensional Death Rules and Goals Update 2014!

[Ayasu]

April Fools! :D Hope everyone had fun with this. :)




Hey guys!

I hope you guys are all having a good Tuesday. :) Since it's a slow day at work for me, I decided that I'd go ahead and post some new goals and rules for 2014. We're already a quarter of the way through the year!

Rules Changes

Rank Changes:
Effective tomorrow, the ranks will be adjusted based on race. Starting with officer ranks, down to entry level, the new ranks will be as follows --

FC Leader - Ultra Superior Commander of All Things Ever(Ayasu's rank)
Lalafell Master Race (Officers)
Miqo'te Cat Servant
Boring Ol' Hyur
Pompous Pretty Elezen
Roegadyn Subligar Brigade

To adhere with the new rank system, all Roegadyn(regardless of gender) must Glamour their pants into Subligaria.

FC Participation Fee
Effective tomorrow, all members of the FC who are not the Ultra Superior Commander of All Things Ever(USCoATA) are required to deposit 100,000 gil a week into the FC chest. I've decided that we're not content with a Medium House, and we should be shooting for the top! As it's easier to make money this patch, no one should have any issues making enough gil to put into my pocket the FC chest. :)

Gardening Rules:
Effective tomorrow, all 16 gardening plots, from here forward, should only be used to grow La Noscean Oranges. I can't have these often IRL, so these are for me to indulge on in-game.

FC "Bartering" system:
Effective tomorrow, since most of everyone's gil will be getting shoved into my secret alt's retainer the FC chest, the primary "currency" among guild members will be Bone Chips. The amount of bone chips traded will be proportional to the service rendered. For example, if someone wants a carry through Titan EX, that could cost them 900,000 bone chips! A steal!

Whew, that's it for the rules changes. :) Nothing huge, I'm sure you can all adhere to these!

On to the new goals!

Market Goals: With the La Noscean Orange rule in place, we will push to control the market in La Noscean Oranges. The purchase of Bone Chips is forbidden.

Housing Goals: Effective tomorrow, all members in the ranks of Pompous Pretty Elezen and Boring Ol' Hyur will break into two FCs, run by my alts. The goal is to raise these FCs to Rank 6 and slowly buy all the houses in Ward 3 of the Goblet. As such, the current FC hall will be renamed, and the first two houses will be renamed "Church of Helix" and "Church of Dome." Members of the FCs controlling each house much wage war with each other weekly, in order to change the orders of their ranks within the FC. :)

PVP Goals: With new PVP options coming in 2.3, I feel we should be focusing on this aspect of the game, as well. Effective tomorrow, each current raid team should split their ranks down the middle and start fighting each other to the death in mortal kombat combat. :D



And that's it! The only other announcement is the renovations to the FC house. :) I started on it last night, as some know, and worked on it a bit more this morning. ^^ You should all go in-game and check it out!

Remember, all of these goals and MANDATORY rules are effective tomorrow. Please look forward to it! :D

[Mirin]

Waiting for my promotion. . .

[punted]

Mine too Mirin. I knew playing the proper race would have it's benefits. ^_^

[Draconics]

Totally would be willing to premade level 40 PvP at some point.  People would need to let me know though.

Also, request placed for "Manthra" rank as carryover from the "good ol' days". 

[Ayasu]

Screenshots for those who missed it!

http://imgur.com/a/FHkZk